I have two residents who live together who choose to forgo the shower. Daily. I mean, they never shower. Ever.I don't think they showered during fall semester, then they showered at home over Christmas break, and now they haven't showered since.
They stink so badly that you can walk past their closed room and it makes you gag. If you go in their room, you need to take a shower and burn your clothes after. I can't even describe how bad it is.
In an old Seinfeld episode Jerry said, "This isn't even B.O. It's beyond B.O. It's B.B.O.!" That's how I feel about these two. They both spray some apple-scented cologne on each morning, hoping it will disguise their scent, but I think it just makes it worse. It's like throwing fuel on a fire.
So what do you do? The school refuses to get involved, for whatever reason. No one wants to come on my floor, and really, can you blame them?
I don't even think I could prank them. Seriously. Wouldn't it have to involve going in their room? Any ideas?
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Have girls tell them how much they stink. And then have the girls mistake them for a gay couple because "they seem so similar...and who else would put up with it?" or something along those lines. That might freak them out enough.
I'm with the self-esteem-damaging peer pressure. I mean, you'd have to really reward those girls somehow, like tons of shots at the bar or something, but that large bar tab would totally be worth it.
and what about my policy to not hurt anyone? Is the fact that they stink and make everyone miserable justification enough to cause mental anguish?
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