You Can't Handle the Poo!

A very simple prank, but always funny.

I was walking across the quad today and I saw a huge pile of fresh dogshit. I was going to my buddy's room because we were going to drive to Subway for lunch. I decided to take a detour.

I picked up some of the shit with a stick and took it to his car and wiped it all over the underside of his door handle. When he went to open the door, he got a handful of poo.

Good times!