My school had "winter vacation" last week. I think they also now call Christmas break "winter vacation," in an effort to be PC. It can be confusing.I came back to school on Sunday morning and decided to welcome some of my favorite* residents back in a not-so-nice way. I bought five battery-powered alarm clocks, set them for 4:00am, and placed them under five beds of residents who have done something to piss me off.
Naturally, hilarity ensued.
I am not the type of person who needs to witness the fruits of my labor. Knowing it's going to be great is satisfying enough. Nor do I need to take credit. Hearing accounts the next day is the best, especially when they don't know it was me. This one was especially gratifying. I recommend it. Very easy to do, if you have a way in to your intended victim's room without breaking any laws.
*Not really
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