Amazing Cure For Flu Found

My post title is actually not a joke, if you can believe that. I was near death* when a friend from India came to my room, gave me a mug of tea and told me to drink it. I was hallucinating and thought someone was handing me a beer, so I drank it all. I woke up about 15 hours later feeling 100% better.

I went to his dorm room and asked my Indian friend what he gave me. He said his mother makes something to put in tea that clears up any flu or head cold almost immediately, but she refuses to tell anyone - including him - what it is. And strangely, she doesn't feel right trying to sell it.

I'd be making millions off this shit.

So thanks to all of you for the lousy great tips, but I'm all cured now. I've got some posts planned for later this week, so stay tuned.

*Probably an exaggeration, but try to prove it.